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  • Number of visits : 8243
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About the_space_pope : I do some stuff that may or may not be interesting, but we won’t go into that now.

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Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

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On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version



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