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the_ace1337
  • Town/Country : La Puente, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213667) - you deserved it (73281)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3635) - you deserved it (20038)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22241) - you deserved it (6340)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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