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the4starr
  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 124
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Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (12098)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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