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Today, I found out that I will be spending mah spring break alone because mah family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of mah friend because I have to take care of the cat. FML

#9149422
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34895) - you deserved it (3827)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by LG (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , after a fire alarm went off , everyone was going back into the building . I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor . As everybody was going back inside , I followed some guys right into there suite on the 1st floor , thinking it was the way to the stairs . FML

#9148913
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8703) - you deserved it (24968)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was walking down the streethen I hered a loud splashing noise to mah right. I lookd over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over , spreading her cheeks , peeing a horse-sizd amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
210 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting mah music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left mah binder on the roof and all mah papers were all over the road behind me. FML

#9138869
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7324) - you deserved it (38278)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followd me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she trid to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missd, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratchd in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatizd cat. FML

#9135717
178 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Noticd A Cute Grl In The Checkout Lane At The Store . Feeling A Little Flrtatious, I Decidd To Blow A Bubble With My Gum To Get Her Attention . I Accidentally Shot The Gum Out Of My Mouth Onto The Guy Next To Me, Spitting All Over Myself In The Process . FML

#9134827
148 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after years of thinking I was weird fir never being attractd to anyone, I realizd that fir the first time in mah life I actually have a crush on someone . That 'someone' is mah English teacher . He is 60 . I am 18 . FML

#9127097
204 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:27am - misc - by allwrong (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I cose a cute tank top and some sort to wear . Later, I was sopping at Target wit my dad wen e pointed to a grl in te same isle and said to looool me, "Don't ever dress like tat . It looks cute on er, but u couldn't pull it off." Se was wereing sort and a tank top . FML

#9124871
103 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Stella Grubner -

Today, I went on frst date with a grl I have been infatuated with 4 months. At the restaurant, the waiter cummed while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks 4 both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, an doesn't like it when men r ( overly aggressive ). She called me a cow murderer. fat FML

#9123015
347 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY I WAS SO BORD I GOOGLD THE WORD "BORD." THE RESULTS WERE BORING. FML

#9117281
53 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my parents I wantd to try modelling. I decidd that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The frst thing out of my dad's mouth was, ( What? Why? You're ugly. ) Thanks dad. mega FML

#9111538
143 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking 4 a week now... r actually circular... flavored... white an green laxatives. FML

#9111190
86 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I spant traa ours gatting raady to go out to lunc wit my boyfriand only to fina out a maant wa'ra going to ta McDonald's insida Wal-Mart so a can also pick up condoms. maga FML

#9102089
232 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with mehen he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy thehole time until I told him I was taking back mah cat. At that point he burst into tears. real FML

#9101035
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32161) - you deserved it (3532)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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