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Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 6:06am - misc - by peestain (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 1:42am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had two 100's & two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)
Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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