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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1631
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thathayygurl : I'm a nerd. Nuff said.

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Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by LockandKey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaims "that was amazing Drew..." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name which does not sound a thing like Drew. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by mynameisnotdrew (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML


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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

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