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thathayygurl
  • Town/Country : Santa Cruz
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1191
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thathayygurl : I'm a nerd. Nuff said.

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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

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328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55714) - you deserved it (5996)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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200 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

#3796227
574 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider

Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML

#3611862
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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought my boyfriend of 6 years was going to propose to me. We're highschool sweethearts and he was my first. Just when he was looking into my eyes he says, " I've been seeing someone else for 2 years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision". FML

#3533001
110 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by imaloser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Foster_Em - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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472 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#2499488
245 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

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129 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by jazzyfizzle (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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117 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 4:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

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215 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)



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