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Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
by matchristityler / 02/09/2010 at 3:19am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
by donkeyd / 02/05/2010 at 11:29am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question to which she replied, "I don't know, you know I'm always drunk when we're together." FML
by dys / 01/27/2010 at 7:20am / United States (Alaska) / Work
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
by nubbins / 01/26/2010 at 1:56am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Narehs / 01/12/2010 at 8:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
by justine / 12/13/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2009 at 8:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, one of the comic companies I submitted to, replied back. They said that the story was boring, and the main character bland, generic, uncultured, had no potential for personal growth, a suburbanite, and an ignorant shut-in. I based the personality of the main character on my own. FML
by someonesomething / 12/05/2009 at 6:24am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 3:39am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/02/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
by has-evil-friends / 11/26/2009 at 3:30pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by disney / 11/26/2009 at 11:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML
by joeheathen / 11/13/2009 at 7:57am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
by homewrecker / 11/08/2009 at 10:39am / United States / Love
- Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one… Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do…