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Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 5:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I dyed my hair bright red from its previous black. No one has noticed except my dog, who won't stop barking at me because she doesn't know who I am. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 1:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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