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Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25240) - you deserved it (2003)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

#18869221
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27923) - you deserved it (3851)

On 01/21/2012 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35632) - you deserved it (7386)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46468) - you deserved it (2506)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

#17450169
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34054) - you deserved it (4793)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (9123)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (19217)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33369) - you deserved it (17778)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

#10832589
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29478) - you deserved it (3356)

On 05/29/2010 at 12:04am - health - by phonesnshit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
191 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

#658830
150 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML



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