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Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
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Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML
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Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 6:14am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)
Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)
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