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Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

#20149912
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22324) - you deserved it (2977)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

#20114686
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15605) - you deserved it (1529)

On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14174) - you deserved it (1264)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML

#20064184
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5474) - you deserved it (13953)

On 09/09/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23861) - you deserved it (2632)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)



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