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Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by soul0eater (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by soul0eater (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit and she screamed "Don't touch me there!". Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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On 07/15/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by shway (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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