About Techweed
I'm a 18-year-old Saudi Arabian guy, I'm a big football fan, I'm on my phone practically 24/7, and I'm really, really sexy. If you have anything to ask and/or tell me, leave it as a reply to one of my comments, or message me, I'll try to answer as soon as I can. Also, don't be afraid to say whatever you want to say, I don't judge. I'm just kidding, I judge. P.S. Don't take anything I say seriously. Seriously. P.S. (again) I have a huge dick.
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Techweed's favorite FMLs

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

By lolilovemyboyfriend - / Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:37 / United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 October 2011 06:58 / United States

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

By bdjsbskl / Friday 7 October 2011 05:55 / Canada

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

By DyingPlants - / Monday 10 October 2011 03:27 / United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 November 2011 05:54 / United States