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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3550
  • Number of comments : 350
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About techweed : I'm a 18-year-old Saudi Arabian guy, I'm a big football fan, I'm on my phone
practically 24/7, and I'm really, really sexy. If you have anything to ask and/or tell me, leave it as a reply to one of my comments, or message me, I'll try to answer as soon as I can.
Also, don't be afraid to say whatever you want to say, I don't judge. I'm just kidding, I judge.

P.S. Don't take anything I say seriously. Seriously.

P.S. (again) I have a huge dick.

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techweed's favorite FMLs

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36300) - you deserved it (5987)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39692) - you deserved it (4106)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (20215)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39541) - you deserved it (8344)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39541) - you deserved it (8344)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

#16148221
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (7874)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13026) - you deserved it (46727)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

#15784060
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (4426)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44401) - you deserved it (6713)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72402) - you deserved it (5877)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

#15547053
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36637) - you deserved it (13035)

On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54416) - you deserved it (27352)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39605) - you deserved it (4998)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41915) - you deserved it (28626)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28440) - you deserved it (9865)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)



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