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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3646
  • Number of comments : 350
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About techweed : I'm a 18-year-old Saudi Arabian guy, I'm a big football fan, I'm on my phone
practically 24/7, and I'm really, really sexy. If you have anything to ask and/or tell me, leave it as a reply to one of my comments, or message me, I'll try to answer as soon as I can.
Also, don't be afraid to say whatever you want to say, I don't judge. I'm just kidding, I judge.

P.S. Don't take anything I say seriously. Seriously.

P.S. (again) I have a huge dick.

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techweed's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40505) - you deserved it (5224)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20272) - you deserved it (33623)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51819) - you deserved it (16549)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35888) - you deserved it (7533)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46003) - you deserved it (3358)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25098) - you deserved it (3242)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32522) - you deserved it (1958)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11204) - you deserved it (30678)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36124) - you deserved it (10949)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (2749)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31103) - you deserved it (5632)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (3844)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23919) - you deserved it (14785)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8831) - you deserved it (47800)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML



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