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tdutch712
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 19808
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9558) - you deserved it (72289)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92615) - you deserved it (5072)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

#963370
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16978) - you deserved it (63013)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

#915764
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153440) - you deserved it (7480)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36730) - you deserved it (13058)

On 04/11/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by awesome (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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