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About tayza249 : Hey my name is Taylah, Tay for short :) Feel free to send me a message if you want a chat!
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Friday 6 December 2013