About tayybayybayyyy : Names Taylor.
Can blow out 15 candles.
Proud follower of Jesus Christ.
Mostly get on FML to read the funny posts and comments, but I occasionally throw in my 2 cents.
Rarely get on the actual website, so feel free to message me, just don't count on a response.
That is all:D
About tayybayybayyyy : Names Taylor.
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by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/13/2011 at 3:36am / United States / Animals
Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2011 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a longhaul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose. 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response: "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML
by driver / 11/25/2009 at 5:24pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Kids
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm / United States (Arizona) / Holidays
Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
by Dude / 08/19/2009 at 6:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
by Life of the party / 08/19/2009 at 1:13am / Miscellaneous
by yourmom / 06/16/2009 at 12:06am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/01/2009 at 3:05am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/29/2009 at 8:06am / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
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