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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2057
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About taytoc : I like singing :D

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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taytoc's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27271) - you deserved it (11275)

On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (33724)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

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