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taytoc
  • Town/Country : DC, the moon
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1150
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About taytoc : I like singing :D

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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37919) - you deserved it (6429)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

#1678
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I agree, your life sucks (21358) - you deserved it (8617)

On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8483) - you deserved it (21573)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)



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