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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2055
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About taytoc : I like singing :D

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taytoc's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12646) - you deserved it (113350)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (9798)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (9798)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65149) - you deserved it (8005)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

#9796070
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36696) - you deserved it (7955)

On 04/11/2010 at 2:34am - intimacy - by dannytriplet - United States (Texas)

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

#9395131
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26321) - you deserved it (8765)

On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

#8317685
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22758) - you deserved it (5583)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:10pm - intimacy - by sadsexer23 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

#8003264
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8457) - you deserved it (75687)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65579) - you deserved it (4238)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

#7185908
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35512) - you deserved it (2961)

On 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

#7169187
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27449) - you deserved it (3478)

On 01/05/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

#6688959
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (2218)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

#6034083
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26257) - you deserved it (2665)

On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML

#5902107
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31650) - you deserved it (7833)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my navy boyfriend, who's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After searching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML

#5438718
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39870) - you deserved it (2844)

On 09/23/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by Spatch (woman) - United States (California)



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