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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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yesterday I cummed to the realization I make a living trimming the looool hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones , and sometimes the dogs get ( excited ) while I'm working. mega FML
2day I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van an is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
Today, I cummed home to fine that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stain everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015