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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2307
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About taytoc : I like singing :D

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Today, I found out girlfriend of four yeres is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

#14254809
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41733) - you deserved it (3482)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

TODAY, I SAW SAW IV WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. HE HELD ME CLOSE AND SAID, "I'LL PROTECT YOU." A FEW SECONDS LATER, HE JUMPD UP SO VIOLENTLY, HE GAVE ME A BLOODY NOSE, AND RAN SCREAMING OUT OF THE ROOM. FML

#14248345
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (3605)

On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday I cummed to the realization I make a living trimming the looool hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones , and sometimes the dogs get ( excited ) while I'm working. mega FML

#14212357
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30986) - you deserved it (6439)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by penisgrabber - United States (Louisiana)

Today , my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted im to cook me scrambled eggs wit sausage 4 breakfast. Wen I said yes , e pulled out is junk , an started saking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (9660)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. looool FML

#13985101
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33925) - you deserved it (2675)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today , my family had a secret meeting on my ( puberty issues. ) I'm 21. FML

#13847372
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28047) - you deserved it (3280)

On 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by vansboy -

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

2day I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van an is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

#13432201
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22794) - you deserved it (4677)

On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I cummed home to fine that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stain everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

#13365582
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35782) - you deserved it (5399)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I found out that the reason mah best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on mah mom an writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29799) - you deserved it (2364)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33955) - you deserved it (6264)

On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, an the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27103) - you deserved it (7400)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted mah boss yesterday asking for nude pictures . He sent them . I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow . FML

#12967216
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14192) - you deserved it (35161)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out looool that mah boyfriend has been cheating on me . When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about . FML

#12630401
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38178) - you deserved it (3309)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decidd to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately . How did the movie end? Everybody did . real FML

#12344215
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26934) - you deserved it (7824)

On 08/06/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by Shouldaknown (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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