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taytoc's favorite FMLs
by fouryearswasted / 12/19/2010 at 12:14am / United States / Love
by asdfghjkl / 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones, and sometimes the dogs get "excited" while I'm working. FML
by penisgrabber / 12/15/2010 at 12:07pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/26/2010 at 8:15am / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Miscellaneous
by vansboy / 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm / Intimacy
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy
Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
by deadinavan / 10/13/2010 at 8:57am / Germany (Bayern) / Transportation
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Bestfrienduncool / 09/30/2010 at 1:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by sleepwalker / 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by WTF?!?! / 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Sara246 / 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Shouldaknown / 08/06/2010 at 1:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent… Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime.… Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came,…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…