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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1988
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About taytoc : I like singing :D

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taytoc's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48180) - you deserved it (5570)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

#16580988
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13138) - you deserved it (46042)

On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51120) - you deserved it (9896)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41160) - you deserved it (6829)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28960) - you deserved it (41382)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42406) - you deserved it (8258)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72545) - you deserved it (5880)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

#15416169
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34993) - you deserved it (2824)

On 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

#15264127
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33034) - you deserved it (3576)

On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40707) - you deserved it (3320)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42827) - you deserved it (4487)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

#14906139
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9854) - you deserved it (30816)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36286) - you deserved it (3223)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

#14482279
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2065)

On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14917) - you deserved it (48531)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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