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taytoc's favorite FMLs
by ohgodwhy / 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by notinterested / 09/13/2011 at 6:11am / United States / Intimacy
by May / 09/04/2011 at 12:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
by tryingtobepretty101 / 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by datingmrpicky / 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by busybuzzybee / 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
by Help / 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm / United States / Geek
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Paul / 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/03/2011 at 10:33am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
by scully11 / 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
by jakewr / 07/02/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I…