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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)
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