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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54711) - you deserved it (9325)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
117 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
509 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

#16967772
82 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

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229 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)



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