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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

#13789664
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7150) - you deserved it (58949)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I failed to get my drivers licence. My father was the instructor. FML

#13701806
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18740) - you deserved it (23668)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42657) - you deserved it (4065)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41263) - you deserved it (4027)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38236) - you deserved it (8015)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

#12266634
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40505) - you deserved it (4685)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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