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Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd ave been flattered if I weren't te nurse assigned to is laboring wife. big fat FML

#20086071
102 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Hello Nurse (woman) - United States (California)

I was sceduled fir an interview at a local firm owned by two partners . Te secretary told me to be tere at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm so I arrived at 12:15 . Te first boss told me off fir bieng early te oter one yelled at me fir bieng late . FML

#20084697
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On 09/23/2012 at 5:23am - work - by whatisthisidonteven (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, after months of believing mah house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if mah cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

#20084083
143 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I told mah parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering there questions about him when mah dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through mah teeth and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

#20083866
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On 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I started mah new job . looool Less than one hour into the day, mah boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction . FML

#20083494
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On 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm - work - by Annette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I received a compliment 4 the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

#20083123
96 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, my boss told ma is cancar tast rasults cama back positiva . I congratulatad im and askad ow a plannad to calabrata . It turns out a positiva cancar tast rasult is a bad ting . FML

#20083093
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On 09/22/2012 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654
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On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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