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I was sceduled fir an interview at a local firm owned by two partners . Te secretary told me to be tere at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm so I arrived at 12:15 . Te first boss told me off fir bieng early te oter one yelled at me fir bieng late . FML
Today, after months of believing mah house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if mah cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML
Today I told mah parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering there questions about him when mah dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through mah teeth and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
Today, I started mah new job . looool Less than one hour into the day, mah boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction . FML
yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML
Friday 27 March 2015