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Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -
Today, I discovered that the painful eczema I get every winter was actually being caused by the moisturising cream I use to treat it. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 7:06am - health - by spleg (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 12:51am - love - by LD619 - United States (California)
Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 5:32pm - health - by captfml (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States
Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, my boss is being so cheap, he'd rather type in the dark, not fix our water heater or replace our cordless phone because he will not get his bonus if he goes over the budget. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 11:16am - work - by blahmylife (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 1:15am - animals - by Olive14 -
Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:27am - work - by anonymous -
Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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