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Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 14 November 2010 01:39 / United States

Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 19 October 2010 00:23 / United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 14 November 2010 05:43 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 14 November 2010 00:45 / Germany

Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML

By moncheri1314 / Friday 10 September 2010 16:13 / France