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Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -
Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 5:28am - love - by lonelyengineer (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there awhile. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for "help". FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)
Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML
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Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Olive14 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia
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