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taycandy96's favorite FMLs

Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML

#511
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7191) - you deserved it (17609)

On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (16969)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56831) - you deserved it (8443)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
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