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Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

#9514
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65738) - you deserved it (25199)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Foxy (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49121) - you deserved it (15175)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

#4267
14 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by lousy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509
117 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

#1942
28 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by nicegirl08 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
125 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
86 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

#630
28 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20416) - you deserved it (2164)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version



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