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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 327
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tattooedcowgirl : I'm just this woman who works too much, loves her animals, and reads FML to feel better about her day. I'm fairly opinionated and loud. Give me a shout if you want; I'm not shy.

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Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33913) - you deserved it (2373)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by bustedfornuthin - United States (New Mexico)

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML


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On 01/10/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by regrub (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

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