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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29867) - you deserved it (2090)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by bustedfornuthin - United States (New Mexico)

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6555) - you deserved it (24600)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by regrub (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a mental break down. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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On 10/13/2009 at 1:01am - love - by Schmolly (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52306) - you deserved it (98055)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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