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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22376) - you deserved it (2166)

On 04/18/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by MyS3lf - United States

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33067) - you deserved it (4990)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23990) - you deserved it (5689)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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