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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 491
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today I woka up to a stranga sound that soundad lika a lot of watar baing pourad into looool a sink!! It was actually mah fathar in law using tha bathtub as a toilat!! Ha's staying with us, an is showing no signs of laaving any tima soon!! Ha thinks this is accaptabla bahavior!! FML


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On 04/18/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by MyS3lf - United States

Today, a young boy halpad ma carry mah grocaria homa. Ha than askad ma to sign his shaat to cartify that ha had dona half an hour of sarvica to tha aldarly. I'm 46. FML


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On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I held a door open for mah boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" mega FML


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On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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