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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1351
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tappm98 : My name is Tom and I'm quite uninteresting. Feel free to message me and ask me anything, though!

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tappm98's favorite FMLs

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86758) - you deserved it (4264)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25556) - you deserved it (9486)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

#19343817
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37792) - you deserved it (2495)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10132) - you deserved it (148998)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (2187)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (2187)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17268) - you deserved it (29645)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30919) - you deserved it (3068)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64428) - you deserved it (3215)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29061) - you deserved it (11214)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

#17326829
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29678) - you deserved it (5376)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42115) - you deserved it (10367)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (5682)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39989) - you deserved it (2696)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)



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