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by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by CutestBoysEver / 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
by 12693 / 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 1:18am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Fingkids / 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm / United States / Kids
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
by max5 / 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/20/2012 at 12:31pm / Singapore / Work
Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML
by larSON5 / 08/15/2012 at 12:17pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by brooke / 08/13/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Deadcat101 / 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We… Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man… Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone…