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tappm98
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58675) - you deserved it (21117)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47442) - you deserved it (6934)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13111) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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