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Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by Wtf (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -
Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)
Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
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