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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 December 1977 (36 years)
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  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tapetklister : A sad and bitter person.

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
341 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
395 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML

#15049361
95 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

#15021227
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On 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm - misc - by justmyluck? -

Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML

#15013334
55 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 6:12am - health - by stillchubby (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

#15001390
109 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
186 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came downstairs disappointed thinking that my parents had forgotten my birthday. Turns out they didn't forget, they just couldn't be bothered to do anything for it. FML

#14928648
69 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Shivvy (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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