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tanekdrachonae

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 865
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About tanekdrachonae : Just want to make a friend.

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my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bedhile half-asleep. FML

#21238124
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41776) - you deserved it (5654)

On 08/15/2014 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35110) - you deserved it (3329)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

2day I got a call from very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking 4 permission to have sex with a ( gross fat chick ) he met at a pub, cuz he ( felt sorry 4 her ). The conversation ended with me getting hung up on cuz I ( don't have a heret ). real FML

#21232277
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48572) - you deserved it (4560)

On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite seriou with. I was surprised, not only cuz he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but cuz he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML

#21202569
177 comments

Yesterday, I got it by a car wile walking into te ospital to visit ma wife, wo ad also gotten it by a car. real FML

#21182903
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57083) - you deserved it (4384)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

#21173465
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43225) - you deserved it (5446)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my boyfriand told ma ha doasn't think ha should marry ma , cuz I hava kids. Thay'ra his kids. big fat FML

#21055090
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54452) - you deserved it (7095)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Tara115 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I askd mah mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric !! She said: "I only use the manual one 4 brushing mah teeth." FML

#21013669
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46665) - you deserved it (7408)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was watching TV with mah husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercial left before the show resumed. FML

#21011750
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52109) - you deserved it (6045)

On 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by erjazo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, an went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago an won't come back. FML

#20991978
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54407) - you deserved it (7490)

On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I would lika to thank tha program dasignar that puttad ( Sat as homa paga ) diractly undar ( Ramova from history ).

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38000) - you deserved it (10112)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60812) - you deserved it (19045)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah fifteen year old son decidd to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real!! She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie"!! FML

#20983553
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42726) - you deserved it (6415)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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