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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
Saturday 1 March 2014