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Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)
Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)
Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)
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