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by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by motherlover / 08/05/2014 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Tattery / 07/03/2014 at 7:55pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by sunil / 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 5:27am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML
by clueless / 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
by GimmeLaCoffee / 05/15/2014 at 9:03am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
by nofatchicks / 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by snore / 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Great / 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML
by AshleyP / 04/04/2014 at 10:17am / United Kingdom / Kids
by fuck off, eh! / 03/07/2014 at 4:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by foops / 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…