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About tampabayfan : E=MC^(OMG)/wtf

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

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Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21181) - you deserved it (11383)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

#17601968
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (5774)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (7696)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32087) - you deserved it (5360)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

#17485415
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (4620)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15749) - you deserved it (32693)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27324) - you deserved it (9058)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62223) - you deserved it (7312)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131071) - you deserved it (7330)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38214) - you deserved it (21772)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37487) - you deserved it (16313)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14712) - you deserved it (54578)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52636) - you deserved it (8611)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37101) - you deserved it (10101)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41377) - you deserved it (17436)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States



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