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Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36877) - you deserved it (2701)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

#19048946
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26208) - you deserved it (3926)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

#19048946
181 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

#19048946
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26208) - you deserved it (3926)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
239 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16284) - you deserved it (34583)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
169 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
329 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML

#18614402
217 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 6:48am - intimacy - by Sally - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
175 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
304 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740
91 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
601 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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