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by geek / 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 10:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by RS / 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML
by Pleonasm / 02/18/2015 at 10:14am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Health
Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML
by doomed / 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by sisterlylove / 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat / 01/01/2015 at 12:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I set up a profile on a dating app, stating that I'm awkward amongst other things. Within minutes, a guy messaged me. I was thrilled, until he started threatening me because he has Aspergers, and according to him, only they are "allowed" to be awkward. I had to delete my profile. FML
by happytuckerhappy / 12/29/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my little sister randomly came up to me and said: "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 4:54pm / United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea) / Kids
by koolkat9 / 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…