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Today, some people in my class here in New Zealand found out that I'm from Canada, then spent the rest of the period asking if I had a pet moose and whether or not I lived in an igloo. They were completely genuine questions. FML
by nootnoot / 05/10/2016 at 2:33am / New Zealand (Gisborne) / Miscellaneous
by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by Dexter_39476 / 01/24/2016 at 12:40am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML
by fucking fuck off / 01/01/2016 at 9:28am / United States / Work
by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 1:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
by Embarrassed ass. / 10/23/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Arrkyna / 08/23/2015 at 1:42pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
by jami898 / 08/18/2015 at 12:30am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by so_this_is_me / 08/13/2015 at 1:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML
by imonfmlnow / 08/13/2015 at 12:24pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/03/2015 at 11:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except… Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat… Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize…