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About talldude4u : I am one of the tallest and gentlest giants you shall ever meet; pleased to make your acquaintance. :]

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talldude4u's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23970) - you deserved it (51531)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

#15842272
75 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
735 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23278) - you deserved it (9255)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572
60 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
223 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)



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