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Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States
Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 8:39pm - misc - by wow, thanks (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted, "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Monday 17 June 2013
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