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Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35317) - you deserved it (8377)

On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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