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  • Town/Country : Southern Cali, US
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  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 40
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Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (3160)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm - love - by annie_nk (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26923) - you deserved it (5892)

On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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