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About tabbycat2007 : There's more to living than being alive.
I am a proud grammar enthusiast, sarcastic realist, and funny with thick skin. Feel free to banter, folks.
Don't take life so seriously.
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Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
Friday 2 October 2015