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About taaxxout : Hey, names Mason, I'm 16, and my sport is wrestling. Not the fake crap on tv, real wrestling. I am a Christian, but I do enjoy a good laugh. I love reading, videogames, tv, and movies. I also enjoy running...sometimes hahaha. Anyway, talk to me if you want. By the way, I am on an iPod. Forgive typos

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Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48462) - you deserved it (5622)

On 03/18/2011 at 9:36pm - animals - by SpideyFace (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML


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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML


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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML


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On 02/01/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by yawning - Australia (New South Wales)

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