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t_raw1234
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30213) - you deserved it (2505)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by Locked Out - United States

Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (6889)

On 01/14/2013 at 5:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

#20072843
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5753) - you deserved it (29947)

On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

#20018573
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7877) - you deserved it (21597)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:06am - intimacy - by didntevenknow (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45386) - you deserved it (7530)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

#19881978
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16222) - you deserved it (1733)

On 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm - kids - by Sh*t (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML

#19874975
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (29663)

On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

#19859958
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (4465)

On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

#19844556
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15107) - you deserved it (1532)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74721) - you deserved it (30750)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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